Homeless guy strikes again

I wrote this last night while answering a question. Note: it wasn’t even necessary that I write this.

Noah: obey God even when no one else will. Don’t get drunk and pass out so your sexually confused son can do things to you so dirty Moses wouldn’t even describe them.

Other note: I also caught myself writing a smiley face after an answer like this

Good thing I didn’t to a wink or slip the tongue ‘

I am hoping to go for a run later, eat some bacon and eggs make a circus poster while wearing a shirt that says, “I lost my grass in Vegas”. Note, someone will pay me a lot of money to do that last one, there called taxpayer.

homeless guy

The Wrong Question

People always ask me if I am a self-starter.

Hell Yeah, I am the most kick-ass self-starter you’ll ever meet.

Only the reality is that they don’t mean self-starter. Here’s what they should ask:

“Okay so your really good and starting many things, how about finishing them?”

Shit, I suck at that. I get all these different things going, get stressed out by them and then write a blog.

Speaking of which, I have two four page assignments that both need an extra page left to do. Rockstar #2 here I come.

matt

A brief, sleep-deprived, Rockstar induced interpretation of 1 Chronicles 4:10

If I were Jabez and I were alive, I would kick Bruce Wilkinson in the junk.

Borders = Ministry my ass!!!

I think it’s time for another Rockstar.

Only 3-4 more hours and I’m done.

matt