Homeless guy strikes again

I wrote this last night while answering a question. Note: it wasn’t even necessary that I write this.
Noah: obey God even when no one else will. Don’t get drunk and pass out so your sexually confused son can do things to you so dirty Moses wouldn’t even describe them.
Other note: I also caught myself writing [...]

The Wrong Question

People always ask me if I am a self-starter.
Hell Yeah, I am the most kick-ass self-starter you’ll ever meet.
Only the reality is that they don’t mean self-starter. Here’s what they should ask:
“Okay so your really good and starting many things, how about finishing them?”
Shit, I suck at that. I get all these different things going, [...]

A brief, sleep-deprived, Rockstar induced interpretation of 1 Chronicles 4:10

If I were Jabez and I were alive, I would kick Bruce Wilkinson in the junk.
Borders = Ministry my ass!!!
I think it’s time for another Rockstar.
Only 3-4 more hours and I’m done.
matt